Participate in 100 games of Smash 'N Grab.
Participate in 100 games of Diaper Sniper.
Climb 5000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Participate in 100 games of Corporate Ladder.
Climb 1000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Punch 1000 coins out of other dads.
Climb 500 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Win 10 times in Sudden Dad Overtime.
Finish a Corporate Ladder game without picking up any coins.
Eliminate yourself within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Hit 100 other dads by throwing your own baby.
Raise your totem to the top in Totem Toppers.
Win a game of Smash 'N Grab without ever letting go of your baby.
Capture a fat baby.
Capture a baby within 2 seconds of spawning.
Lock the doors and deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Punch a Diaper Brick out of mid-air.
Eliminate another dad within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Eliminate yourself in Diaper Sniper.
Win a Diaper Sniper round by eliminating 3 other dads yourself.
Capture a baby from three different teams in a single round.
Hit a dad with your own fat baby.
Hit a dad with his own skull.
Hit 3 other dads with a single punch.
Hit a dad with his own baby.
